Friday trash

Today is Friday November 11^th, the perfect day to trash a colleague in honour of the soldiers who fought hard for our peace and freedom.

The colleague of my choice today is a guy called Oobs, Mark Oobs – Or M-Double-o-bs. 

Moobs.

Reason why Miserable Middle Manager is  spending a couple of minutes to talk about Moobs is not because he deserves to be talked about, but because Moobs ‘ time at Konarkingdom ltd is dedicated to aggressing his colleagues permanently. Without Moobs, the blog would probably not exist, but peace would.

M-Double-o-bs was born in Essex in 1973, from an English mother and an unknown father. Actually father was known, Swiss guy called Patrick Juvet and 1973 Eurovision contestant  who ended up at the 12^th place with the song : "Je vais me marier, Marie",  I'm getting married, Marie. Unfortunately Moobs mother wasn’t called Marie and Patrick Juvet was a sick fuck (same father same son), who dumped Moobs mother to go with Marie and didn’t recognize Moobs.

Moobs was an ugly baby, (harassers are often ugly fuckers), birth was painful for his mother Ginette, who then suffered baby blues for years. She tried to love him but barely managed, so she saved enough on benefits to send him away to a bad private school.

He left school at 16 to sell encyclopaedias door to door and managed to make a living crooking retired feebleminded. He became fat and alcoholic at 18 but found love at 25 with a Kevina, a Swiss colleague from work, who shared his love for fish and chips, JD on the rock and had an admiration for Patrick Juvet.

After half a decade with Kevina, girl decided to break up the relationship, as a result of a week in rehab where she became sober for the first time in ages (Specsaver effect I would say).

The break up broke Moobs’ heart, yes he had a heart. But it made him bitter. Seems that even bad persons have hearts.

One day at lunch time when he was having another JD on the rock alone, he met Jamie la Ceinture and Petra Xanax who ordered the same drink. They started chatting and connected right away, Jamie La Ceinture told him he was recruiting for a sale manager position for Konarkingdom ltd- after a few more JD on the rock, Moobs was hired on the spot.

That’s how Moobs career started at Konarkingdom ltd – doing Pest control assessment in Care homes- Konarkingdom ltd is the leader in pestilence prevention!

Straight away Moobs bonded with Philippe Focker and a team of ugly maniacs was born.

Moobs didn’t get more handsome has he grew older but he grew bitterer and slimmer. Living on a diet of coke and coffee, to sell more and pull more women.

Moobs, this post is for you.

With love from Miserable Middle Manager.