Sick leave

Yesterday Miserable Middle Manager was off sick, yes, really sick...and she didn’t manage to go to work. She pulled a sicky!

It was none of the office worker’s most frequent disease such as:  
- Tummy ach
- Period pain
- Food poisoning
-Dodgy stomach
-Shingles
-Bicycle crash
-Duvet day
-Laziness
-Lost voice (inability to speak to line manager)
-Sore fingers (inability to call, email line manager)
-Sore eyes (inability to call, email line manager)
-Man flu
-Masturbation

It was none of this, it was a illness with a proper name, called flu, or influenza- a viral disease that struck Miserable Middle Manager by surprise and at weekend.

Yes, sicknesses sometimes happen to be real!