It happened!

After about :
-500 CVs sent
-15 interviews
-300 double rejections (when you are rejected from a job you don't want)
-185 single rejections (when you are rejected from jobs you think you might want)
-5 'unknowns' (you have been to the interview but never heard back from the recruiter ever again)
-1 quickie (super fast interview)
-about 13 hypocriticals (when the hiring manager wants to make love to your face but later f*** you in the back)

eventually...

I have...

...found a job!



HA!!!

Ok, it is not the job of my dreams, it is a 6 months contract, but...IN YOUR FACE XANAX!

No more Philipe Focker, Gabino Ducon, Moobs - goooooooooooodbye!

New adventures are about to start : I will be managing a new team and prostituting myself for a company called : Pest&Gamble.

Stay tuned!

And just to finish my job search on a negative note (although it is not totally finished as I am still trying to find something better), here is what a rejection from Facebook looks like :

Hi Miserable,

Thanks for your interest in the Operations Middle Manager opportunity at Facebook.

Unfortunately, we won't be moving forward with your application at this time. However, as Facebook continues to grow, we encourage you to keep on the lookout for new opportunities posted to our careers site. We really appreciate your interest and look forward to connecting with you in the future.

Thanks!

Facebook Recruiting

 

 

I like the exclamation mark after the 'Thanks', like they are so enthusiastic in everything they do, even rejection. Thanks Facebook!

 

 

btw, check these out, hilarious :
http://iamtheclient.blogspot.com/
http://www.webagencyfail.com/