Why would you want to work for Awesomemediafockers Ltd?
What I said :
I have always wanted to work for you, Awesomemediafockers Ltd is my dream company and the Head of Product role is my dream job. Last night I had this vision where I was leading the Product team of Awesomemediafockers, we were uniting to create very innovative products using the best resources and technologies. My spanning skills enable me to envision a clear strategy and I will be your best lever.
What I thought :
you are a fast ugly dude, you don't even seem nice, can't you at least think about interesting questions that would make me want to see you everyday? how many packs of Walker crips can you shove to your face every day? if I could kill you I would suffocate you with one.
What I would have said if I had know they wouldn't hire me :
Why would I want to work for you Awfullfocker?
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