Me: Hi Matt, my name is Miserable Middle Manager, I sent you an email with my CV yesterday for the Head of Project Management role and wanted to catch up with you.
Matt: What is your name again?
Me: Miserable Middle Manager
Matt: When did you send it?
Me: Yesterday (second time)
Matt: I cannot find it, where did you send it?
Me: I sent it to you by email yesterday (Third time, my aorta vein is getting inflamed)
Matt: ... silence.. (he is struggling to find the search box in the screen)
Me: At 13h26
Me: Can you find it? (Or are you dead as you seem not to breath anymore?!)
Matt: Oh, yeah, it seems you sent it to my email address
Me: Are you retarded or what?! Where should I have sent it?
Matt: That is fine, I have it. Sorry, my client wants someone with 10 years experience in project management, you don't qualify.
Me: But I have 12 years experience managing projects and programs
Matt: You were a development manager in your previous job
Me: yes, correct, I was responsible for the delivery of international projects
Matt: I will let you know if I get anything matching your skills.
Telephone line: bip, bip bip,..
Me: Bastard!
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